{"product_id":"t-shirt-ive-had-enough-close-calls-to-earn-a-stunt-double-vintage-crash-test-dummy-graphic","title":"T-Shirt — \"I've Had Enough Close Calls to Earn a Stunt Double\" Vintage Crash Test Dummy Graphic","description":"A lightweight, lived-in tee that speaks with a dry grin. The front art — a retro crash-test dummy lounging with the line “I’ve had enough close calls to earn a stunt double” — has a warm, slightly aged print that reads like a page torn from a mechanic’s handbook or an old roadside diner sign. It hangs casually at the hips, breathes easily in warm weather, and wears like a favorite companion on long drives, late-night wrenching sessions, or backyard bonfires. Let it be the shirt you reach for when you want to defuse a tense moment with a wink, or when you want your humor to arrive understated and steady.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade from smooth, ring-spun cotton with a classic crew neckline, this tee keeps its shape thanks to ribbed knit and shoulder tape. The tubular knit construction gives a clean silhouette without side seams. Printed using DTG\/DTF methods that preserve the vintage shading, the graphic has a soft hand and won’t stiffen the fabric. Certified for safety and crafted to last — thoughtful details like a pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® certification mean comfort and quality you can trust.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStyle it under a worn denim jacket, with work boots or sneakers. Wear it to a garage meetup, a road trip pit stop, or a relaxed evening with people who appreciate dry humor and honest craftsmanship.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for a soft, breathable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner silhouette and less fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Prints applied via DTG\/DTF for clear vintage-style graphics with a soft hand\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® certified and EU 2-year warranty; tear-away label for comfort\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":50178042921237,"sku":"45934206164687519428","price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":50178042954005,"sku":"14949167754874098338","price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":50178042986773,"sku":"20827995689672271649","price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":50178043019541,"sku":"16316345697239016935","price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":50178043052309,"sku":"21699434332849231977","price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ S","offer_id":50178043085077,"sku":"22432976272375898264","price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":50178043117845,"sku":"21727516684595131629","price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":50178043150613,"sku":"29372192942310274813","price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":50178043183381,"sku":"53642473061938137888","price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":50178043216149,"sku":"18295878147127682528","price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":50178043248917,"sku":"17949880520786853978","price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ M","offer_id":50178043281685,"sku":"14199860628649639631","price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ M","offer_id":50178043314453,"sku":"11185805354541443672","price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":50178043347221,"sku":"19793508709268362589","price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":50178043379989,"sku":"29190543890530224557","price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":50178043412757,"sku":"10072134459824672257","price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":50178043445525,"sku":"23226789019580857130","price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":50178043478293,"sku":"15769186061693418773","price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ L","offer_id":50178043511061,"sku":"14492379666240099295","price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":50178043543829,"sku":"25123336766031368533","price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":50178043576597,"sku":"14761117981772671669","price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":50178043609365,"sku":"17680240500075482524","price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":50178043642133,"sku":"33169837831809084897","price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":50178043674901,"sku":"18817600947420021708","price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":50178043707669,"sku":"14725296575365972882","price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":50178043740437,"sku":"27662353281920104777","price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":50178043773205,"sku":"27982485310012484068","price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":50178043805973,"sku":"39057176688782931648","price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":50178043838741,"sku":"25078973723424213068","price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":50178043871509,"sku":"21314911775515103009","price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":50178043904277,"sku":"18807704180545694662","price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":50178043937045,"sku":"25383903002107390893","price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":50178043969813,"sku":"51657042233671837156","price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":50178044002581,"sku":"18758945215643803478","price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":50178044035349,"sku":"19733379222426722290","price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":50178044068117,"sku":"25935845861510334699","price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":50178044100885,"sku":"29866827742275553634","price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":50178044133653,"sku":"14729301652284031941","price":44.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0883\/1339\/7525\/files\/738887800343456346_2048.jpg?v=1789540443","url":"https:\/\/www.tradieswag.com\/products\/t-shirt-ive-had-enough-close-calls-to-earn-a-stunt-double-vintage-crash-test-dummy-graphic","provider":"Tradie Swag","version":"1.0","type":"link"}